Depending on where and how you measure, the numbers you get for a curved penis can be way off. Here’s the right way to do it.
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The correct way to measure your penis
Measuring your dick seems like it should be a simple thing. But somehow, it’s not. Here’s what you need to know to get the right numbers.
Why many penis size studies use stretched flaccid length instead of erect
Short answer: it’s easier and close enough.
Just because you can stretch a condom over a limb doesn’t mean it fits right
CoNdOmS aRe oNe SiZe FiTs aLL, they said. Turns out that was a lie.
The best underwear for big dicks and skinny waists
Do you wear underwear that fits your junk but falls off your body, or underwear that fits your body but crushes your junk? You can have it all.
The best big dick memes
It’s universally agreed that penises are funny. Big penises? Big funny.
That skin-crawling feeling when your junk dips into the toilet water
Is it really true that some men have dicks that hang so low they touch the toilet water or bowl? Unfortunately, yes.
Her ex had a big dick? It literally doesn’t matter
So you just found out that your current partner has an ex with a penis bigger than yours. Big whoop.
There’s a difference between manspreading and just sitting
Men have stuff between their legs, stuff that is sensitive to being squished. Sitting with our thighs together isn’t really an option.
The relationship between penis size and vaginal orgasms is more nuanced than you might think
The popular conception is that larger penises are more pleasing for sex, but does that mean that women will have more vaginal orgasms? Well… Kinda. Maybe.
Best unlubricated condoms
If you need a condom that comes without lube on it, these are the best choices.
How to get rid of the pubic fat pad hiding your full penis
You’ve got fat around the base of your penis and you want it gone? Here’s what to do.
Condom Calculator Size Chart: Find a condom that fits
“What condom should I get?” is often a mystery for men. What’s it supposed to fit like? Where can I get one? Look no further.
IUDs can be a real pain in the dick
The collision of male and female anatomy and the wonder of modern medicine can sometimes be a real pain. Literally.
Getting a perfect-fitting condom with custom sizing
Why bother trying to figure out what nominal width you need when you can just plug in your numbers and get the exact condom you need?
Having a huge shower dick isn’t that great
You might think having a giant soft penis is just awesome, but here’s the thing… it’s always there even when you don’t need it.
Best condoms for 4.75 inches girth
An above-average penis deserves above-average condoms. Turns out it doesn’t take much to move up to “large”.
The fatal flaw that doomed the huge Italian penis size study
A huge Italian penis size study produced an average much higher than other studies. Why? Because men can’t help but lie about their size.
Best water-based sexual lubricants
Water-based lubes are great for sex, condoms, and toys. But which one is the best for you? Here are some recommendations…
Four reasons why sleeping naked is just the best
Take off your pants and hop in bed, it’s time to sleep in the buff as nature intended.
Providing condoms should be the man’s responsibility
Boys, it’s time for us to start being the ones to provide rubbers. After all, it’s your dick.
Frequent masturbation is linked with a lower risk of prostate cancer
A 2016 study found that men who ejaculated at least 21 times per month had a significantly lower risk of prostate cancer.
Vagina Anatomy 101
To be good at sex, you need to know where you’re going. This is your roadmap to the female anatomy.
Can a huge penis cause a man to pass out when hard?
No. Not unless there’s something else wrong. Let’s do some dick math.
Blue balls: why it happens and what to do about it
While “blue balls” is not a serious condition, the ache in your ballsack can be a real pain. Here’s why it happens.
Whiskey dick: what alcohol does to your penis
It doesn’t take much giggle juice to start impacting your boners. Whiskey dick is a very real thing.
Girth matters a lot more than penis length
Society’s obsession with penis size is almost entirely about length. But girth is far more impactful.
The ultimate guide to foreplay for big dicks
Foreplay is vital for big dicks — but how do you do it? It’s one of those things they just don’t tell you. Until now.
Best condoms for 6.25 inches girth
Shopping for condoms for an exceptionally thick penis can be difficult… but it’s not impossible.
What’s with the “big dicks are lazy in bed” stereotype?
It’s a common stereotype that well-endowed men generally suck in the sack. And I take that personally.
Why some penises have a curve
There are a few reasons why some dicks curve and others don’t, but by and large a curved dick isn’t a problem.
Condom size and nominal width, explained
What the hell is “nominal width” anyway, and what size do you need for your dick?
Why large ribbed, flavored, and novelty condoms don’t exist
Regular-size dicks get all the fun rubbers. Why not the big guys? The law of supply and demand is at work here.
Big Dick Energy: What it means and why you should stop using it
“Big Dick Energy” is basically a crass way of saying “quiet confidence”, while also demeaning men of all sizes. So let’s just not, okay.
The best pouch underwear for growers
Men of all sizes can benefit from a nice pouched underwear to cradle the goods.
The world’s largest condom vs. the world’s smallest condom
What does it look like when we compare the world’s smallest condoms with the world’s biggest?
How big is *big*? Penis size chart for small, average, and large
The average penis is 5.5 inches long… but how long does a dick have to be in order to be to be considered truly big?
Where to buy MySize Pro 72mm in the US, the world’s largest condoms
Behold the new largest condom sold anywhere, the My.Size Pro 72! Need them in the USA? Well, that’s more complicated.
What’s good for the heart is good for the cock
Human penises have no bones or muscles — they depend entirely on blood pressure to get hard. So improvements to your cardiovascular health can translate to boner quality improvements.
Best condoms for 5.75 inches girth
So you’ve got a pretty thick penis and you’re struggling with even the “large” condoms from the store… it’s time to upgrade.
The pros and cons of having a big dick
Despite what popular culture spouts, being well-endowed isn’t 100% upside. In fact, it comes with a lot of downsides, some pretty significant.
Hyperspermia symptoms, causes, and issues
Does it seem like you cum *a lot* every time? You might have a condition called hyperspermia.
Penis size averages are not a science conspiracy
There’s a dissonance between the statistics say and what everybody else says — did scientists make up these numbers to make guys feel better about their dicks?
List of penis slang and emoji
Sex organs have a lot of alternative names. A. Lot.
The huge penis in Netflix’s Sex/Life is hugely problematic (and fake)
The enormous penis on Netflix’s Sex/Life has been the talk of social media, but it’s kind of a problem.
The right time to send a dick pic
Was it asked for? Then feel free to send.
Nobody asked for it? Then don’t. That’s it.
Sexual incompatibility is real and it suuuuucks
Sometimes a promising relationship just isn’t going to work out because of what you two have in your pants. It’s not the fault of either of you, which makes it hurt even more.
How a condom should fit: snug — not too tight, not too loose
Condoms come in a variety of sizes, and the general fitting device is that they should fit snugly on your penis. But what is “snug”?
Best condoms for 5.25 inches girth
5.25 inches around is thick enough that you’re already moving out of the range of condoms sold in stores.
How to deal with having a big dick in the locker room: just own it
So you’ve got a big ‘ole dick and you’re uncertain of how to handle that and other men in the locker room. The advice is simple: just do what you’re comfortable with.