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There is perhaps no other body part with so many alternative words. The human penis has been a focus of societies for millennia โ€” the Roman city of Pompeii was buried by a volcano 2000 years ago and was littered with phallic imagery. The Ancient Greeks had a god dedicated to the penis and fertility, the appropriately endowed Priapus. Through culture after culture and into modern day, the penis has picked up many names. Be they euphemisms, discrete references, boasts, or downright funnyโ€ฆ there are a lot to choose from.

Dick slang continues to evolve today with the advent of emoji โ€” why go through all the trouble of writing "dick" when "๐Ÿ†" will do just fine?

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List of Penis Slang

  • Anteater
  • Babymaker
  • Banana
  • Bellend
  • Boner
  • Boom Stick
  • Cack
  • Chode
  • Chopper
  • Chub
  • Cobra
  • Cock
  • Cooch Cork
  • Crank
  • Cum Gun
  • Cucumber
  • Cyclops
  • Dangle
  • Dick
  • Dingle
  • Dingus
  • Dink
  • Dipstick
  • Disco Stick
  • Dong
  • Donger
  • Doodle
  • Dork
  • Floppy Drive
  • Fuckpole
  • Gherkin
  • Giggle Stick
  • Gun
  • Hammer
  • Hard Drive
  • Hard-on
  • Hog
  • Hose
  • Hot Dog
  • Impaler
  • Jackhammer
  • Jigger
  • Jimmy
  • John Thomas
  • Johnson
  • Joystick
  • Junior
  • Junk
  • Kielbasa
  • Knob
  • Lad
  • Le Coq
  • Leroy
  • Little Guy
  • Little Man
  • Log
  • Lollipop
  • Love Muscle
  • Love Stick
  • Love Truncheon
  • Lunchbox
  • Lund
  • Magic Stick
  • Magic Wand
  • Manhood
  • Meat
  • Meat Puppet
  • Meat Stick
  • Member
  • Membrum Virile
  • Mini-Me
  • Missile
  • Mr. Happy
  • Mr. Winky
  • Octagon
  • Old Chap
  • One-Eyed Monster
  • Organ
  • Package
  • Pecker
  • Pee-Pee
  • Peen
  • Penis
  • Pesh
  • Peter
  • Phallus
  • Pickle
  • Piece
  • Pike
  • Pipe
  • Pisser
  • Plonker
  • Pocket Rocket
  • Pole
  • Pork Sword
  • Prick
  • Purple-Headed Soldier
  • Putz
  • Ramrod
  • Rod
  • Roger
  • Roger
  • Runnion
  • Rutter
  • Salami
  • Sausage
  • Schmeck
  • Schmeckel
  • Screwdriver
  • Scrotum Totem
  • Shaft
  • Skin Flute
  • Snake
  • Snausage
  • Sperm Worm
  • Spitstick
  • Staff
  • Stalk
  • Stiffy
  • Sword
  • Sword
  • Tadger
  • Tagger
  • Tail
  • Tallywhacker
  • The D
  • Tockley
  • Todger
  • Tool
  • Torpedo
  • Trouser Monkey
  • Trunk
  • Tube Steak
  • Twig and Berries
  • Undercover Brother
  • Unit
  • WMD
  • Wand
  • Wang
  • Wantz
  • Weapon
  • Wee-Wee
  • Weenie
  • Weenis
  • Whangdoodle
  • Wiener
  • Wiggle Stick
  • Willie
  • Winkle Beast
  • Wobbly Warhead
  • Wood
  • Woody

List of Large Penis Slang

There's a subset of penis slang dedicated to large penises. Some are problematically racial, a lot reference animals that have large penises (equines in particular) or resemble the (elephants and snakes). Toss in some pop culture references and you've got a veritable fire hose of big dick slang at your disposal.

  • Anaconda
  • BAC (Big Asian Cock)
  • BBC (Big Black Cock)
  • BWC (Big White Cock)
  • Baby Arm
  • Big D
  • Donkey Dick
  • Elephant Cock
  • Endowed
  • Horse Cock
  • Huge Cock
  • Hung
  • Hung Like a Horse
  • Hung Like a Mule
  • Long Dong Silver
  • Magic Mike
  • Magnum
  • Mandingo
  • Mjolnir
  • Moby Dick
  • Monster Cock
  • Packing
  • Polychronopolous
  • Python
  • Schlong
  • Stallion
  • Third Leg
  • Tripod
  • Trouser Snake
  • Well-Endowed
  • Well-Hung
  • Whopper

List of Penis Emoji

The newest additions to the list of penis slang are emoji and their emoticon ancestors. These digital-first symbols, mostly of phallic foods, have come to have second meanings almost entirely detached from their culinary purposes. While the Unicode Consortium certainly meant for ๐Ÿ† to mean "eggplant", our aubergine friend has taken on an entirely different meaning when sent via chat.

It harkens back to the days of Ancient Greece and Rome, when phallic symbology adorned buildings, roads, and frescos. Heck, there are even two explicitly dick-and-balls Egyptian hieroglyphs that were resurrected 4000 years after falling out of useโ€ฆ one of them is even urinating or ejaculating.

  • ๐Ÿฅ–
  • ๐ŸŒ
  • ๐Ÿฆด
  • ๐Ÿฅ•
  • ๐ŸŒฝ
  • ๐Ÿ†
  • ๐ŸŒญ
  • ๐Ÿ
  • 8===D
  • โ•ฐโ‹ƒโ•ฏ
  • โ•ญแ‘Žโ•ฎ
  • ๐“‚ธ
  • ๐“‚บ