List of penis slang and emoji

There is perhaps no other body part with so many alternative words. The human penis has been a focus of societies for millennia — the Roman city of Pompeii was buried by a volcano 2000 years ago and was littered with phallic imagery. The Ancient Greeks had a god dedicated to the penis and fertility, the appropriately endowed Priapus. Through culture after culture and into modern day, the penis has picked up many names. Be they euphemisms, discrete references, boasts, or downright funny… there are a lot to choose from.

Dick slang continues to evolve today with the advent of emoji — why go through all the trouble of writing "dick" when "🍆" will do just fine?

List of Penis Slang

Anteater
Babymaker
Banana
Bellend
Boner
Boom Stick
Cack
Chode
Chopper
Chub
Cobra
Cock
Cooch Cork
Crank
Cum Gun
Cucumber
Cyclops
Dangle
Dick
Dingle
Dingus
Dink
Dipstick
Disco Stick
Dong
Donger
Doodle
Dork
Floppy Drive
Fuckpole
Gherkin
Giggle Stick
Gun
Hammer
Hard Drive
Hard-on
Hog
Hose
Hot Dog
Impaler
Jackhammer
Jigger
Jimmy
John Thomas
Johnson
Joystick
Junior
Junk
Kielbasa
Knob
Lad
Lap Rocket
Le Coq
Leroy
Little Guy
Little Man
Log
Lollipop
Love Muscle
Love Stick
Love Truncheon
Lunchbox
Lund
Magic Stick
Magic Wand
Manhood
Meat
Meat Puppet
Meat Stick
Member
Membrum Virile
Mini-Me
Missile
Mr. Happy
Mr. Winky
Octagon
Old Chap
One-Eyed Monster
Organ
Package
Pecker
Pee-Pee
Peen
Penis
Pesh
Peter
Phallus
Pickle
Piece
Pike
Pipe
Pisser
Plonker
Pocket Rocket
Pole
Pork Sword
Prick
Purple-Headed Soldier
Putz
Ramrod
Rod
Roger
Roger
Runnion
Rutter
Salami
Sausage
Schmeck
Schmeckel
Screwdriver
Scrotum Totem
Shaft
Skin Flute
Snake
Snausage
Sperm Worm
Spitstick
Staff
Stalk
Stiffy
Sword
Sword
Tadger
Tagger
Tail
Tallywhacker
The D
Tockley
Todger
Tool
Torpedo
Trouser Monkey
Trunk
Tube Steak
Twig and Berries
Undercover Brother
Unit
WMD
Wand
Wang
Wantz
Weapon
Wee-Wee
Weenie
Weenis
Whangdoodle
Wiener
Wiggle Stick
Willie
Winkle Beast
Wobbly Warhead
Wood
Woody

List of Large Penis Slang

There's a subset of penis slang dedicated to large penises. Some are problematically racial, a lot reference animals that have large penises (equines in particular) or resemble the (elephants and snakes). Toss in some pop culture references and you've got a veritable fire hose of big dick slang at your disposal.

Anaconda
BAC (Big Asian Cock)
BBC (Big Black Cock)
BWC (Big White Cock)
Baby Arm
Big D
Donkey Dick
Elephant Cock
Endowed
Horse Cock
Huge Cock
Hung
Hung Like a Horse
Hung Like a Mule
Long Dong Silver
Magic Mike
Magnum
Mandingo
Mjolnir
Moby Dick
Monster Cock
Packing
Polychronopolous
Python
Schlong
Stallion
Third Leg
Tripod
Trouser Snake
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Well-Endowed
Well-Hung
Whopper
Womb Raider

List of Penis Emoji

The newest additions to the list of penis slang are emoji and their emoticon ancestors. These digital-first symbols, mostly of phallic foods, have come to have second meanings almost entirely detached from their culinary purposes. While the Unicode Consortium certainly meant for 🍆 to mean "eggplant", our aubergine friend has taken on an entirely different meaning when sent via chat.

It harkens back to the days of Ancient Greece and Rome, when phallic symbology adorned buildings, roads, and frescos. Heck, there are even two explicitly dick-and-balls Egyptian hieroglyphs that were resurrected 4000 years after falling out of use… one of them is even urinating or ejaculating.